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Awesome Everything Will Kill You So Choose Something Fun Vintage Retro Shirt

Original price was: $24.95.Current price is: $21.99.

(2 customer reviews)

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    Size Guide 

    Classic Men's T-Shirt

    Allow for a tolerance level of 2.5cm/1in. If you're unsure it's always better to choose the larger size.

    Size Chest Width Shirt Length
    S 46 cm 71 cm
    M 51 cm 74 cm
    L 56 cm 76 cm
    XL 61 cm 79 cm
    2XL 66 cm 81 cm
    3XL 71 cm 84 cm
    4XL 76 cm 86 cm
    5XL 81 cm 89 cm
     
    Size Chest Width Shirt Length
    S 18 in 28 in
    M 20 in 29 in
    L 22 in 30 in
    XL 24 in 31 in
    2XL 26 in 32 in
    3XL 28 in 33 in
    4XL 30 in 34 in
    5XL 32 in 35 in
    Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 2 inch

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    Classic Women's T-Shirt

    Allow for a tolerance level of 2.5cm/1in. If you're unsure it's always better to choose the larger size.

    Note: These values relate to the individual garment size measurements as shown above.
    Size Half Chest Body Length
    S 43 cm 71 cm
    M 48 cm 74 cm
    L 53 cm 77 cm
    XL 58.5 cm 79 cm
    XXL 63.5 cm 82 cm
    3XL 68.5 cm 84 cm
    4XL 73 cm 86 cm
    5XL 78.5 cm 89 cm
    Size Half Chest Body Length
    S 17 in 28 in
    M 19 in 29.25 in
    L 21 in 30.25 in
    XL 23 in 31.25 in
    XXL 25 in 32.5 in
    3XL 27 in 33 in
    4XL 29 in 34 in
    5XL 31 in 35 in
    Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 2 inch

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    Mens Long Sleeved T-Shirt

     
    Size Chest Width Shirt Length Sleeve Length
    S 46 cm 70 cm 81 cm
    M 51 cm 73 cm 85 cm
    L 56 cm 76 cm 90 cm
    XL 61 cm 78 cm 93 cm
    2XL 66 cm 81 cm 97 cm
     
     
    Size Chest Width Shirt Length Sleeve Length
    S 18 in 27.5 in 31.75 in
    M 20 in 28.75 in 33.5 in
    L 22 in 29.75 in 35.25 in
    XL 24 in 30.75 in 36.75 in
    2XL 26 in 32 in 38.25 in
           
    Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 2 inch

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    Men's Tank Top

    Allow for a tolerance level of 2.5cm/1in. If you're unsure it's always better to choose the larger size. Note: These values relate to the individual garment size measurements as shown above.
    Size Chest Width Shirt Length
    S 46 cm 71 cm
    M 51 cm 74 cm
    L 56 cm 76 cm
    XL 61 cm 79 cm
    2XL 66 cm 81 cm
    Size Chest Width Shirt Length
    S 18 in 28 in
    M 20 in 29 in
    L 22 in 30 in
    XL 24 in 31 in
    2XL 26 in 32 in
     
    Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 2 inch

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    Men’s V-Neck T-shirt

    Allow for a tolerance level of 2.5cm/1in. If you're unsure it's always better to choose the larger size. Note: These values relate to the individual garment size measurements as shown above.
    Size Chest Width Shirt Length
    S 46 cm 70 cm
    M 51 cm 73 cm
    L 56 cm 76 cm
    XL 61 cm 78 cm
    2XL 66 cm 81 cm
     
    Size Chest Width Shirt Length
    S 18 in 27.5 in
    M 20 in 28.75 in
    L 22 in 29.75 in
    XL 24 in 30.75 in
    2XL 26 in 32 in
     
    Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 2 inch

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    Unisex Hoodie

    Allow for a tolerance level of 2.5cm/1in. If you're unsure it's always better to choose the larger size. Note: These values relate to the individual garment size measurements as shown above.
    Size Chest Width Shirt Length Sleeve Length
    S 51 cm 69 cm 85 cm
    M 56 cm 71 cm 88 cm
    L 61 cm 74 cm 90 cm
    XL 66 cm 76 cm 93 cm
    2XL 71 cm 79 cm 95 cm
    3XL 76 cm 81 cm 98 cm
    4XL 81 cm 84 cm 100 cm
    5XL 86 cm 86 cm 103 cm
     
    Size Chest Width Shirt Length Sleeve Length
    S 20 in 27 in 33.5 in
    M 22 in 28 in 34.5 in
    L 24 in 29 in 35.5 in
    XL 26 in 30 in 36.5 in
    2XL 28 in 31 in 37.5 in
    3XL 30 in 32 in 38.5 in
    4XL 32 in 33 in 39.5 in
    5XL 34 in 34 in 40.5 in
     
    Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 2 inch

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    Unisex Sweatshirt

    Allow for a tolerance level of 2.5cm/1in. If you're unsure it's always better to choose the larger size. Note: These values relate to the individual garment size measurements as shown above.
    Size Chest Width Shirt Length Sleeve Length
    S 51 cm 69 cm 85 cm
    M 56 cm 71 cm 88 cm
    L 61 cm 74 cm 90 cm
    XL 66 cm 76 cm 93 cm
    2XL 71 cm 79 cm 95 cm
    3XL 76 cm 81 cm 98 cm
    4XL 81 cm 84 cm 100 cm
    5XL 86 cm 86 cm 103 cm
       
    Size Chest Width Shirt Length Sleeve Length
    S 20 in 27 in 33.5 in
    M 22 in 28 in 34.5 in
    L 24 in 29 in 35.5 in
    XL 26 in 30 in 36.5 in
    2XL 28 in 31 in 37.5 in
    3XL 30 in 32 in 38.5 in
    4XL 32 in 33 in 39.5 in
    5XL 34 in 34 in 40.5 in
       
    Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 2 inch

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    Unisex Sweatshirt

    Allow for a tolerance level of 2.5cm/1in. If you're unsure it's always better to choose the larger size. Note: These values relate to the individual garment size measurements as shown above.
    Size Chest Width Shirt Length Sleeve Length
    S 51 cm 69 cm 85 cm
    M 56 cm 71 cm 88 cm
    L 61 cm 74 cm 90 cm
    XL 66 cm 76 cm 93 cm
    2XL 71 cm 79 cm 95 cm
    3XL 76 cm 81 cm 98 cm
    4XL 81 cm 84 cm 100 cm
    5XL 86 cm 86 cm 103 cm
       
    Size Chest Width Shirt Length Sleeve Length
    S 20 in 27 in 33.5 in
    M 22 in 28 in 34.5 in
    L 24 in 29 in 35.5 in
    XL 26 in 30 in 36.5 in
    2XL 28 in 31 in 37.5 in
    3XL 30 in 32 in 38.5 in
    4XL 32 in 33 in 39.5 in
    5XL 34 in 34 in 40.5 in
       
    Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 2 inch

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    Women’s Long Sleeved T-Shirt

    Allow for a tolerance level of 2.5cm/1in. If you're unsure it's always better to choose the larger size. Note: These values relate to the individual garment size measurements as shown above.
    Size Chest Width Shirt Length Sleeve Length
    S 41 cm 64 cm 77 cm
    M 43 cm 67 cm 79 cm
    L 47 cm 69 cm 83 cm
    XL 50 cm 71 cm 87 cm
    2XL 56 cm 72 cm 90 cm
     
    Size Chest Width Shirt Length Sleeve Length
    S 16 in 25.25 in 30.25 in
    M 17 in 26.25 in 31.25 in
    L 18.5 in 27.25 in 32.75 in
    XL 19.5 in 28 in 34.25 in
    2XL 22 in 28.5 in 35.25 in
    Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 2 inch

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    Women's Tank Top

    Allow for a tolerance level of 2.5cm/1in. If you're unsure it's always better to choose the larger size. Note: These values relate to the individual garment size measurements as shown above.
    Size Chest Width Shirt Length
    S 42 cm 64 cm
    M 44 cm 67 cm
    L 48 cm 69 cm
    XL 51 cm 71 cm
    2XL 57 cm 72 cm
    Size Chest Width Shirt Length
    S 16.5 in 25.25 in
    M 17.5 in 26.25 in
    L 19 in 27.25 in
    XL 20 in 28 in
    2XL 22.5 in 28.5 in
    Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 2 inch

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    Women’s V-Neck T-shirt

    Allow for a tolerance level of 2.5cm/1in. If you're unsure it's always better to choose the larger size. Note: These values relate to the individual garment size measurements as shown above.
    Size Chest Width Shirt Length
    S 41 cm 64 cm
    M 43 cm 67 cm
    L 47 cm 69 cm
    XL 50 cm 71 cm
    2XL 56 cm 72 cm
     
    Size Chest Width Shirt Length
    S 17.25 in 25.5 in
    M 19.25 in 26 in
    L 21.25 in 27 in
    XL 23.25 in 28 in
    2XL 25.25 in 28.5 in
    3XL 27.25 in 29 in
     
    Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 2 inch

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    Wonmen’s Hoodie

    Allow for a tolerance level of 2.5cm/1in. If you're unsure it's always better to choose the larger size. Note: These values relate to the individual garment size measurements as shown above.
    Size Chest Width Shirt Length Sleeve Length
    S 51 cm 69 cm 85 cm
    M 56 cm 71 cm 88 cm
    L 61 cm 74 cm 90 cm
    XL 66 cm 76 cm 93 cm
    2XL 71 cm 79 cm 95 cm
    3XL 76 cm 81 cm 98 cm
    4XL 81 cm 84 cm 100 cm
    5XL 86 cm 86 cm 103 cm
     
    Size Chest Width Shirt Length Sleeve Length
    S 20 in 27 in 33.5 in
    M 22 in 28 in 34.5 in
    L 24 in 29 in 35.5 in
    XL 26 in 30 in 36.5 in
    2XL 28 in 31 in 37.5 in
    3XL 30 in 32 in 38.5 in
    4XL 32 in 33 in 39.5 in
    5XL 34 in 34 in 40.5 in
     
    Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 2 inch

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    Men's Zip Hoodie

     
    Size Chest Width Shirt Length Sleeve Length
    S 49 cm 69 cm 85 cm
    M 54 cm 71 cm 88 cm
    L 59 cm 74 cm 90 cm
    XL 64 cm 76 cm 93 cm
    2XL 69 cm 79 cm 95 cm
     
    Size Chest Width Shirt Length Sleeve Length
    S 19.25 in 27 in 33.5 in
    M 21.25 in 28 in 34.5 in
    L 23.25 in 29 in 35.5 in
    XL 25.25 in 30 in 36.5 in
    2XL 27.25 in 31 in 37.5 in
         
    Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 2 inch

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    Kids Standard T-Shirt

     
    Size Chest Width Shirt Length Sleeve Length Note
    XS 41 cm 52 cm 34 cm 4-5 years
    S 43 cm 56 cm 37 cm 6-7 years
    M 46 cm 60 cm 39 cm 8-9 years
    L 48 cm 64 cm 42 cm 10-11 years
    XL 51 cm 67 cm 44 cm 12-13 years
     
    Size Chest Width Shirt Length Sleeve Length Note
    XS 16 in 20.5 in 13.5 in 4-5 years
    S 17 in 22 in 14.5 in 6-7 years
    M 18 in 23.5 in 15.5 in 8-9 years
    L 19 in 25 in 16.5 in 10-11 years
    XL 20 in 26.5 in 17.5 in 12-13 years
    Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 2 inch

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    Kids Standard Sweatshirt

     
    Size Chest Width Shirt Length
    XS 41 cm 48 cm
    S 43 cm 53 cm
    M 46 cm 56 cm
    L 48 cm 61 cm
    XL 51 cm 64 cm
     
    Size Chest Width Shirt Length
    XS 16 in 19 in
    S 17 in 21 in
    M 18 in 22 in
    L 19 in 24 in
    XL 20 in 25 in
    Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 2 inch

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    Kids Pullover Hoodie

    Size Chest Width Shirt Length Sleeve Length Note
    XS 41 cm 50 cm 60 cm 4-5 years
    S 43 cm 54 cm 67 cm 6-7 years
    M 46 cm 57 cm 70 cm 8-9 years
    L 48 cm 61 cm 77 cm 10-11 years
    XL 51 cm 65 cm 84 cm 12-13 years
    Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 2 inch
    Size Chest Width Shirt Length Sleeve Length Note
    XS 16 in 19.75 in 23.5 in 4-5 years
    S 17 in 21.25 in 26.5 in 6-7 years
    M 18 in 22.5 in 27.75 in 8-9 years
    L 19 in 24 in 30.25 in 10-11 years
    XL 20 in 25.5 in 33 in 12-13 years
    Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 2 inch

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    Toddler Cotton Jersey T-Shirt - Only US

     
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    5T 6T NaN cm NaN kg 5T/6T
     
     
    Size Height Weight Note
    2T 33-25in in 28-30lbs 2T
    3T 36-38in in 30-33lbs 3T
    4T 39-41in in 34-39lbs 4T
    7T 46-49in in 39-49lbs 7T
    5T 6T 42-45in in 39-49lbs 5T/6T
    Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 2 inch

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    Infant Short Sleeve Bodysuit - Only US

     
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    6M NaN cm NaN kg 3-6M
    12M NaN cm NaN kg 6-12M
    18M NaN cm NaN kg 12-18M
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    Size Height Weight Note
    3M 18-21in in 5-9lbs New born (0-3M)
    6M 22-24in in 10-16lbs 3-6M
    12M 25-28in in 17-20lbs 6-12M
    18M 29-31in in 21-24lbs 12-18M
    24M 32-34in in 25-27lbs 18-24M
     
    Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 2 inch

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    Baby Bodysuit - Only EU

     
    Size Chest Width Shirt Length
    3M 38 cm 20 cm
    6M 40 cm 22 cm
    9M 42 cm 24 cm
    12M 44 cm 26 cm
     
    Size Chest Width Shirt Length
    3M 14.96 in 7.87 in
    6M 15.75 in 8.66 in
    9M 16.54 in 9.45 in
    12M 17.32 in 10.24 in
       
    Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 2 inch

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Style

Classic T-Shirt, Flowy Tank Top, Long Sleeved T-Shirt, Premium T-Shirt, Tank Top, Unisex Hoodie, Unisex Sweatshirt, Unisex T-Shirt, Unisex Zip Hoodie, V-Neck T-Shirt
Color

Air Force Blue, Black, Bottle Green, Charcoal, Forest Green, Gold, Jade, Navi Blue, Plum, Purple, Red, Red Hot Chilli, Royal Blue, Sport Grey, White
Size

2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL, L, M, S, XL

2 reviews for Awesome Everything Will Kill You So Choose Something Fun Vintage Retro Shirt

  1. Natalie Smith (verified owner) –

    I absolutely adore this vintage retro shirt! The design is eye-catching and the quality is top-notch. It’s so easy to style and a fun addition to my wardrobe.

  2. Aiden Johnson (verified owner) –

    This vintage retro shirt is fantastic! The material is of excellent quality, very comfortable to wear. It’s easy to pair with different outfits and always draws compliments.

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Material: 100% cotton
Color: Various colors available
Size: Available in sizes from S to 5XL
Style: Hoodies, tank tops, youth tees, long sleeve tees, sweatshirts, unisex V-neck tees, and more
Imported from: United States
SKU: HAN111224732 Categories: , Tags: , , , , ,